I read an essay for the LA Women of Letters show at The Mint. The notes were to write a letter to something you wish you had written. I chose my favorite album of all time: OK Computer. Moby and Tim Minchin were also in the show. … Read more
Month: June 2014
I’m in a Foster The People music video!
I’m in the new Foster the People music video for “Best Friend” eating models! I play a runway model who is insecure about my looks, and I’ve discovered that if I eat younger models I can stay young and pretty by absorbing their beauty.… Read more
Auditioning To Play A Young Mom Made Me Horrified To Have Children
(Originally posted on XoJane)
I’ve been to my share of “young mom” commercial auditions in the past year, but have yet to book one. I’m in that weird age group where I’m slightly too young looking to be considered a “yogurt-loving-mom” but still too old to be an “attractive hot model.” My agent sends me on the “mom” auditions because I’d rather get lucky at a Pampers audition than have to dance in front of a room full Rockstar Energy Drink CEOs all named “Ryder” while wearing a bikini at a “pool party.”
Yesterday I had an audition to play a “cool ex-hipster kind of mom” for a commercial.… Read more