Auditioning To Play A Young Mom Made Me Horrified To Have Children

(Originally posted on XoJane)

I’ve been to my share of “young mom” commercial auditions in the past year, but have yet to book one. I’m in that weird age group where I’m slightly too young looking to be considered a “yogurt-loving-mom” but still too old to be an “attractive hot model.” My agent sends me on the “mom” auditions because I’d rather get lucky at a Pampers audition than have to dance in front of a room full Rockstar Energy Drink CEOs all named “Ryder” while wearing a bikini at a “pool party.”

Yesterday I had an audition to play a “cool ex-hipster kind of mom” for a commercial.… Read more

Dear Bangs, I’m Breaking Up With You

My latest post for xoJane.com:

Dear Bangs,

I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I’ve tried different ways to make it work for us, but I honestly don’t know if we’re the perfect fit. I tried blow-drying you different ways, using different brushes and flat irons, but nothing has worked consistently.

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I Went To A Bikini Casting That Felt Like An Episode Of “Entourage”

(Originally posted on XoJane)

I’ve been lucky enough to avoid the more shady stuff that happens within the entertainment industry of LA. My agency sifts through all the commercial AND print jobs and only sends me on legit castings, but sometimes it’s hard for them to know what happens at every single casting studio in LA.… Read more

45 Percent Of Men Orgasm In Under Two Minutes And I’m Totally Okay With That

There's my butt.  Deal with it.  Photo courtesy of Me In My Place

There’s my butt.  Deal with it.  Photo courtesy of Me In My Place

 

Nearly half of all men in the world climax with two minutes, according to a study done by Dr. Harry Fisch, author of a new book called “The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grownups.” He also says most women need an average of 5-7 minutes of vaginal penetration to reach orgasm.… Read more

I Don’t Know How To Wear Anything Other Than Black And White

I think I see some blue pants?
I think I see some blue pants?

 

I love shopping and fashion. I look at all the new collections each season and pick out which pieces are my favorite.

When it comes to buying designer items, I’m very cautious with what I pick because it’s usually expensive and I want it to last a while.… Read more