A friend of mine was telling me about the two years he spent dating in San Francisco. He went on hundreds of dates, yes HUNDREDS, which is the actual definition of Hell for me. He’s very outgoing and has tons of energy- he’s one of those Soul Cycle freaks- so this lifestyle suited him well.… Read more
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“So, what do you do?”
“So, what do you do?”
I used to dread this question. I’d mumble something like, “I kind of write sometimes and I’m a semi-retired model, what do you do?” Deflecting attention off myself was a constant mission. I never wanted to talk about my life because it never seemed as interesting as what everyone else was doing.… Read more
Delivering A Cat To Jane
“Say goodbye to Asa,” I held my cat and faced her towards her best friend of six years.
When splitting up cats that grew up together, you have to make sure the cat staying sees the other cat leave, otherwise they’ll be confused and look for the other cat.… Read more
Shut The Fuck Up And Let Me Help You
“This is what happens when you don’t let me see my cat.”
Jane pulls back her hospital bracelet to reveal two giant scars on her wrist. I cringe and look at the nurse. She doesn’t react, but instead slides a piece of paper over and asks me to sign.… Read more